My older sister Jericka is moving to Philadelphia and she’s leaving on Monday. So she was sitting on the floor, putting clothes in a basket and randomly asks, “If I had a dildo, where would I hide it when we leave?” And I get very awkward when sex toys are brought up. I’m not sure why. I say, “Do you have one?” in that awkward tone of voice that everyone has. Jericka gives me an innocent look and nods her head and because I’m the way I am, I give her that, “the fuck” look. So then she pulls it out of her sock drawer and tosses it to me. I went to catch it but remember the pink thing flying at me was a dildo so I decided not too and I’m sitting there, holding it like I was intimidated by it. Because I kind of was. And then Jericka says, “It vibrates too, twist the bottom.” So there I am, twisting he whole bottom of the thing like I don’t know what to do when I only needed to twist the tip it and it starts vibrating. Harder than I expected. So I freak out, and throw it and then pick it back up again and realize that there was a smiley face on the head of it. And then the scary looking rabbit thing that was on it (plays with your clitoris) and see that it has a smiley face on it too. I guess it’d make you super happy. It was so weird.